Hairy Warning From The Sea

A giant, hairy globster carcass has washed up on shore in the Philippines, causing serious concerns among the local residents of an impending disaster. The 20 foot long hairy mass of horribly smelling decomposition washed ashore in San Antonio, a town located in Oriental Mindoro Province. The greyish blob is 4 feet wide at one […]

I Hope You Ate Your Black-eyed Peas

Oh my stars! It is New Year’s Day, and I realized I did not have any black-eyed peas; and I am not referring to the hip hop group. No, I mean the simple, tried and true legume. I needed to get to the grocery store, pronto, but could not until it warmed up enough for […]